So what does it take to become a social media expert?

Well from what I can tell it appears to be an internet connection and an ego. The bigger the ego, the better the expert and for the truly egotistical of you out there you can become a social media guru.

Also required is one or more accounts with either Twitter, Facebook.YouTube or MySpace. Don’t worry, you don’t have to know how these technologies work, as a social media expert that’s not your problem.

Ah but surely you need a degree in psychology or anthropology?  Well yes, well that is only if you actually have an interest in how other people use this technology. But as a social media expert is more important to make sure that your opinion is heard, so how other people might use these technologies is irrelevant to you.

So what does it take to be a social media expert?